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<title>PRANK: Windows 8 Update</title>
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vertical-align:middle;
position: absolute;
top: 50%;
height: 70px;
margin-left:auto;
margin-right:auto;
display:block;
width:400px;
margin-top: -5%;
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text-align:center;
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  30% {
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  39% {
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<a id="ref" data-translate="_win7configuringupdates">Configuring Windows Updates</a><br><a id="timer">2%</a> <span data-translate="_win7percent">complete.</span><br><span data-translate="_win7donotturnoff">Do not turn off your computer.</span>
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